I Had to Test the Signal

How I staged the first shoot at NAMM—with a valet bribe, a keynote mic, and Woz as the surprise guest.

At NAMM, Mike Dias ran a rogue shoot in the parking lot—and captured gold. A valet, a Blue Man, and Steve Wozniak collided in this chaotic, perfect proof of concept.
This was never about gear. It was about instinct, timing, and truth.

It started with a question I couldn’t shake:

Would this idea actually work in the wild?

Not in theory. Not in pitch decks. But in the real, chaotic, high-pressure world of NAMM—the loudest, busiest, most overstimulated trade show on Earth.

I was booked to keynote on networking. The official topic was about building trust and navigating relationships in professional audio. But really? I was there to test a much deeper signal:

Could I build something that mattered? Could I tell a story the industry didn’t know it needed?

So I pulled the most Vegas move I had in me:
The night before, I found a valet. I asked if he'd be working the show tomorow. And then said I'd be back.

Next morning, I got there early. Before the chaos exploded. When everyone was still scrambling. I walked back up and handed him a $100 bill and a smile that said: “Let’s do this.”


My guy's about to pull in and I need to drop off gear and make this happen guerllia style. Just then, my DP drove right into the heart of NAMM and parked front row, center. He got out of the car and said "Wow. That was easier than Ithought! Today's going to be a great day."

We filmed our very first segment before anyone knew what was happening.
The drummer from Blue Man Group was there—and his story was so good, so captivating, that mid-filming Woz leans in and says,
“Man, you’ve got a wild life.”

My guy looks at Woz—yes, Steve Wozniak—and says,
“Yeah man, I’ve got a great life. What about you?”

He didn’t even know who he was talking to.
And that’s what I loved most about it.
Because this wasn’t about celebrity.
This was about truth.

Quotes

Jason Batuyong
,
"We all win because they put all of this technology into these in-ears and we get a perfect product now."
,
America's Got Talent
Mike Dias
,
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IEMITO
Bryan Olinger
,
,
Can I Get a Little More ME
Brian Geller
,
"For what I do, I'm mimicking somebody else. It's a little bit of me, but I'm, you know, they come out to see Diamond Dave. Without the in-ear monitor technology, I definitely wouldn't be doing what I am today."
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The Atomic Punks
Cesar Milano
,
,
Clear Tune Monitors
Chris Gille
,
,
HouseRight
Chris Leonard
,
,
Tears for Fears
Daniella Peters
,
"It was a brilliant life changing technology."
,
Harman International
Dave Friesema
,
"I have to admit, the first thing I thought was, you know, do I belong in this video?"
,
Etymotic Research
Dennis Stegemerten
,
,
Sennheiser
Dr. Michael Santucci
,
"It's like giving them a loaded, loaded gun without a license. I don't understand why sound engineers don't get some kind of competency licensing"
,
Sensaphonics
German Tarazona Llano
,
,
Maluma
Hovannes K
,
"Music is emotion — sound is vibration. I hunt for sounds that awaken beautiful feelings."
,
Uncredited Pioneer of Global Chill
Jeff Tortora
,
"They've really become bigger than you even imagine."
,
Blue Man Group
Matt Engstrom
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"In-ears didn’t just change the mix — they changed the way artists connect with their own music."
,
Shure Incorporated
Mike Sutton
,
,
DW Drums
Moto Yamasaki
,
,
MSI Japan
Noy Soudaly
,
,
Ultimate Ears
Peter James
,
,
Audeze
Scott Sullivan
,
"It's a brand new category and this may not work."
,
Shure Incorporated
Tal Kocen
,
,
Lucid Audio
Steve Wozniak
,
,
Apple

AWARDS

2022

NATIONAL FILM AWARDS
LONDON FILM CRITICS
AWARD

2022

2022 ALMOST WON THE CANNES PARKING LOT MELTDOWN AWARD

Starring:

Jason Batuyong
,
Monitor Engineer
,
America's Got Talent
Mike Dias
,
Founder
,
IEMITO
Bryan Olinger
,
Director
,
Can I Get a Little More ME
Brian Geller
,
Lead Singer
,
The Atomic Punks
Cesar Milano
,
Founder
,
Clear Tune Monitors
Chris Gille
,
Monitor Engineer
,
HouseRight
Chris Leonard
,
Monitor Engineer
,
Tears for Fears
Daniella Peters
,
Senior Manager, Production Audio
,
Harman International
Dave Friesema
,
Technical Director
,
Etymotic Research
Dennis Stegemerten
,
Solution Architect Pro Audio
,
Sennheiser
Dr. Michael Santucci
,
Founder
,
Sensaphonics
German Tarazona Llano
,
Monitor Engineer
,
Maluma
Hovannes K
,
Producer
,
Uncredited Pioneer of Global Chill
Jeff Tortora
,
Drumer
,
Blue Man Group
Matt Engstrom
,
Senior Category Director
,
Shure Incorporated
Mike Sutton
,
Brand Manager
,
DW Drums
Moto Yamasaki
,
Monitor Engineer
,
MSI Japan
Noy Soudaly
,
In-Ear Designer & Tuner
,
Ultimate Ears
Peter James
,
Director of Marketing
,
Audeze
Scott Sullivan
,
Vice President of Strategy and Innovation
,
Shure Incorporated
Tal Kocen
,
Vice President of Consumer Product
,
Lucid Audio
Steve Wozniak
,
Inventor & Technologist
,
Apple

AWARDS

2022

NATIONAL FILM AWARDS
LONDON FILM CRITICS
AWARD

2022

PROJECTED WINNER (2031) LOUIS DELLUC PRIZE FOR NORTEÑA UNDER FIRE"

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